Reality TV ©2005 Millman/Page

I was stranded on an island working at a Chevron station
Until I landed the show that would put me in syndication
I had to run for the plane, it was a bitch to find someone to take us
But at a quarter to eight I caught a 727 to Vegas

Could it be you? Could it be me?
Could it be anybody with nothing else to be?
It was a half hour show
I really want to know
Did you see me on reality TV?

It was a hassle checking in but in an hour I was winning at blackjack
But I was getting kinda hungry so I went to the buffet for a short stack
I think it made me kinda queasy so I went up to my room to crash
But I was outta cigarettes so I traded all my chips for cash

Could it be you? Could it be me?
Could it be anybody with nothing else to be?
It was a half hour show
I really want to know
Did you see me on reality TV?

I don't tell this one very often (only maybe once or twice)
But once you've started there's no stoppin' me
Rock with me!

I was standing in the corner smokin' Tijuana with someone
When we were busted by the justice who promptly asked us if he could have some (please please pass it to me)
So I'm thinkin' I'm Travolta, stinkin' drunk and starting to flirt
When the man with the Minolta catches me with the girl in the short skirt

Could it be you? Could it be me?
Could it be anybody with nothing else to be?
It was a half hour show
I really want to know
Did you see me on reality TV?
It was a half hour show
I really want to know (I really want to know)
Did you see me on reality TV? (Did you see me on TV?)
Did you see me on reality TV? (On reality TV?)
Did you see me on reality TV?
Did you see me on TV?

 

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